Who said that?!

Who ever said villains can't enjoy Christmas?Har har har!!




MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Always look on the bright side of life!

The title says it all! It's time for everyone here to cheer up!



Lyrics!

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

Allow me to rant...

Okay people.It's been quite sometime since i rant around here but here i go again.So folks,if you're not into reading unhappy comments,complaints,foul language and so on and so forth... feel free to skip today's post.

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Rant stars here
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This start's with a lil story,

Once upon a time a small little house in KL...

Mom:Hey son! I feel like adding ANOTHER tuition class for you!

CWJ:Oh god...

Mom:It'll be addmaths! For two hours!

CWJ: But my schedule is already full from Monday to Friday!

Mom:Nevermind lar! Add to your weekends then can lorh!

CWJ:I already have 4 hours classes altogether on weekends..

Mom:Add two more hours lorh!

CWJ: ....

Mom:So you want it to be on 3 p.m or 4?

CWJ:....

Mom:Son?

CWJ:...

Mom:You gonna answer me or what?

CWJ:I don't want another class

Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI SLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUH! *slap!*

THE END

Okay,that's pretty much the story of what i'm gonna rant. So let me get this straight....

I have what,15 hours and 30 minutes of tuition.WEEKLY.And now there'll be another 2 more hours?!

That'll equal 17:30 hours of tuition!!!

.......

No seriously...17:30 hours?!C'mon!That's like a whole day!

Okay let's calculate shall we?

1 week has 7 days,1 day has let's say I use 18 hours a day.That gives me 126 hours a week.So now let's say i spend 9 hours at school which times 5 that means 45 hours.Plus the 18 hours(rounded off) of tuition and that gives me 63 hours used for studying.Which means....50% of my life is solely spent on studying?!No wonder why i'm acting all insane lately...

=.=

Gah! But as much as i'd like to complain I guess I can't.Considering my grades...

..........

Gawd darnit I can't think straight!

That's it i'm ending the rant here!

TO BE CONTINUED?

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RANT END
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Meanwhile.....thousands of miles away....

Tag by Aja!

Olah seniors & senoritas!I've been tagged!So on with the tag i say!

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night.
Mr Bean


2. What were you doing at 0800?
Doing tuition homework which has to be handed in within 3 hours...
....
What?So i'm a last minute guy! Got a problem with that? o_o;

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
DINNER!

4. What happened to you in 2006?
wow...that's a though one....let me see...

FORM 2? XD

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
DEEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAR!!


6. How many beverages did you have today?
8 cups of water + 2 cups of tea + 1 cup of sea coconut juice

7. What color is your hairbrush?
Invisible color

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
RANSOM!

Naw i'm just pulling your leg. Juice

9. Where were you last night?
Earth

10. What color is your front door?
Last time i checked it was wooden brown.

11. Where do you keep your change?
Where do you keep yours?

12. What’s the weather like today?

CWJ: And now we head to our weatherman. How's the weather out there Bob?

Bob:Oh it's great! We might have a bit of rain later but for now the sun is up and to top it off we've got some clouds floating up in the green sky!

CWJ:....Green sky?

Bob:Yes! Green sky! Oh wait! This isn't earth! Hahaha and i'm out of oxyge- GACK!

CWJ:So long Bob,you will be missed.Anyways there goes our weatherman!Tune in to CWJNN next time!Now back to our tag!

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Say it with me:CHALK OH LATE!

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Maybe.Wait...where's 14?

16. Are you over the age of 25?
Let's see...i was born 16 years ago...
Of course!

NOT!

17. Do you talk a lot?
Depends.Will you listen?


18. Do you watch the O.C.?
Oh that show! Obnoxious Chefs right? I love that show!

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Well i know a guy named Steve.

20. Do you make up your own words?
You've been xeriphex'd

21. Are you a jealous person?
Not really

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Aja


23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
Kal El (Superman!!)
No?
Fine.
Kessler

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
The Yee Ming! (Spelt wrong on purpose lol)

25. What does the last text message you received say?
Yup

26. Do you chew on your straw?
Only if it's made out of biscuit.

27. Do you have curly hair?
I don't think it's even long enough to curl...

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Bed.

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
Ironically I'm too polite to say out the name.

30. What was the last thing you ate?
TOAST!

31. Will you get married in the future?
Maybe.Who knows?Both sides have pros and cons!


32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
101 Dalmatians.
WHAT??! I like puppies! D=<

33. Is there anyone you like right now?
Well i surely don't hate anyone.

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Approximately 2 hours ago.

35. Are you currently depressed?
I don't think so.

36. Did you cry today?
Apparently watching 15 stolen dalmatians reunite with their parents was too touching for me. Har Har Har! XD

37. Why did you answer and post this?
Why not?

38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.
You
You
Bob
You

&

You

1000s of miles away...

Well Hello There everyone,sadly CWJ comics are currently on hiatus and apparently I have absolutely no idea what to update for my blog.


MEANWHILE,thousands of miles away...

Odd News,Old Trip with a hint of Waka Laka

Well nothing much happened today,except the further shock of hearing the song Bluebird,which is the opening song for Naruto:Ship*something something* (Can't remember the name...lol...)Coming from the handphone of Pn.Rohana.Which proves even further that my add maths teacher is an anime fan. And I have absolutely nooooo idea whether to be happy or disturbed...maybe both.

What you don't believe me?

I swear I know that song,and I know that that some came from:

----->THIS VIDEO HERE!<-----

That's undeniable proof! =0

Moving on!

So I was browsing through my phone and viola! I found the picture of me hugging a large cut-out cupboard model of Barney the purple dinosaur!


........


No...


That didn't happen.


Anyways what really happened was I found a few vids and pictures of the trip to KLCC!
The other KLCC...
Not the shopping mall one...
The convention center..



This one.
Yeah I know it's pretty late but I still wanna blog about it!It's the only school trip i had in 4 frikkin years!!

So yeah,here are the pictures taken on the trip!:



The first would be this one! Taken on the bus,I have no idea who took it but it is a pic of Jer and OPY and it probably means something....quick! Call E-news!! (No offense intended)



A pic of me and ol'buddy Gene.Apparently i didn't realize that the phone was upside down...



Julian Yee trying to contain his excitement on the trip.Look at him! He's so happy his eyes look creepy!(Zoom in the pic to get what i mean...) o_o;



Erm...woops!Wrong picture!



Sweet mother of Gawd!Holy sh-



Everyone lining up to get into the exhibition.Suit up men!



Meh,could've been worse,that Blue Hippo there could have been a purple dinosaur...o_O

And that's pretty much all the pictures taken.
But wait!There's more!
Time for the videos:



MASS MOGOK!(Plus terrible voice crack.)

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Going up the Escalator!(With a very perasan chew in the end)

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Outside the Convention Center with a Mooose?!

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ZOMG!It's the Attacked of the Packaged Meals!! ("CAAAAN!" -Eugene)


And that's pretty much it.If you're still reading this,i thank you a lot for spending your time on it and hereby present you with something completely different.



MEANWHILE...





TILL NEXT TIME!! >=D

CWJ's Maple Comic #15

Well guess who's back?? Yep! Exams are over and the comic crew decide to give a certain mushroom a pay back!Using a really overused method!Hope you guys like it!


PS:For those who don't get the joke please watch the following video.

-----> IS THIS SPARTA?! <------

You don't really have to watch the whole clip,just from 2:10 onwards.Hope this helped!

Staring:
CWJ as himself + Janggut!

Special Guests
H cube
Haks & Fass
Kerel
Kitt
Miss Mushroom

and




The King of Spartaaaaaaaa!

Here to chill out?

For those who're looking for something to chill out,here's a stand up comic by Dave Chappelle for you!Warning: Contains some harsh languages and the possibility of scarring your childhood memories!

Meanwhile...

Meanwhile,while everyone is nerding away for their coming exams...& thousands of miles away...




3



2



1


You may now commence the screaming of WTFs.

EUWEH?!

DEAR READERS,BEFORE YOU CONTINUE ON WITH READING THE TEXT,I HIGHLY ADVISE THAT YOU CLICK ON THIS LINK FIRST THEN READ THIS TEXT TO ENJOY THE MOMENT TO THE MAX.











Nov 1st....
I find myself,sitting in front of the PC,a chemistry book on my lap.Half of me wonders why am I sitting and typing when i should be studiying,while the other half continues to ponder on what new video game I should download and play after the exams.Clicking on a link on Youtube.I stared in awe as a video of magnificence player right before my eyes.And then I let out a sigh,closed my eyes and clicked the close window of the web browser.Now here's the moral of this story...

You've just spent the last few seconds reading a bunch of text that has absolutely no other purpose than to fill up some space on this blog,and make some people say "WTF" as they realize they now want a certain amount of time of their life back.

Hope that was random enough for you people and toodaloos.

By
BOB



MEANWHILE,THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY...

Heeeeeeeee's Baaaack...

And today he shows us how to deal against street bullies and the law.Illogically of course...

SOMEBODEH STOP HIM!!



&



Hope you guys enjoy the scenes as much as I did. =)









Meanwhile....thousands of miles away,
















A random scene by the Governator!!SHIOK!! D8

I'm feeling random...

Anyways things have been really down for you for the past few days,here's a familiar scene from a even familiar movie by one of my favorite movie stars,Jim Carrey!




Now what this vid has thought me was the fact that even at the darkest of times,there IS a way to turn the tide back into your favor.(Though dancing while being surrounded by gun wielding cops isn't really gonna help in reality. XD )
Hope you guys enjoy the vid/song as much as I did.And hopefully it helped brighten your day a bit.

CWJ & the BOB SQUAD

THE BOB SQUAD!
Consisting of only Bobs,the BOB SQUAD defends the peace and upholds justice! One Bob at a Time!
(Made from extreme boredom)

Also celebrating the 1k hit on my blog! XD

The (Mis?) Adventures of CWJ & Kitt (Metal Slug 3 Stage 2:Zombehs)

This is more of me and Kitt being bored and playing Metal Slug 3 through the net.Bad voice commentating,terrible lags,hilarity and insanity ensues.
Note:Apparently due to me not noticing my mike was being pushed away it's very hard to hear my voice.For that fact I strongly apologize and hope y'all can still enjoy the vid.=\

The (Mis?)Adventures of CWJ & Kitt in Metal Slug 3 (Stage 1)

This is me and Kitt being bored and playing Metal Slug 3 through the net.Bad voice commentating,terrible lags,hilarity and insanity ensues.
Note:This is first time doing a recording so my 7 year old computer lagged and nearly crashed due to running too many programs at once.Hopefully this problem will be fixed
PS: My voice sounds weird on the mic... =s

Playing games with CWJ #1 (MS3 Stage 1)

Well Hello There! From today on i'll be starting a new mini-series here in my blog called Playing Games with CWJ.Basicly it's just me being bored and playing through a bunch of games while recording it.Nothing special, though sooner or later i'll add some buddies to play with me and you can watch co-op with much hilarity and insanity.Anyways on to our first video!



Yes that is me playing.And NO I WILL NOT BE DOING ANY PERFECT SPEEDRUNS.I am NOT a pro gamer and I do die alot at some stages. =\

With that said,enjoy the vid!Oh and excuse the laginess of the video,my PC is 7 years old! ><;

Can you NOT shoot the puppy?!

The ultimate test of patience guys....can you do it?


Can you NOT shoot the puppy?!


and...

Can you move furniture like REAL MEN?!

Yes you're still being Rick Roll'D

WILL BE BACK ON THURSDAY

Tag from Joey

Alrighty then!It's been quite some time since i did a Tag,so here goes!


Rules and Regulations:
- Each player in this game starts off with 15 odd habits, habits or little known facts about themselves.
- People who get tagged HAVE TO do this tag and also to copy these rules
- At the end, ten people HAVE TO be chosen to do the tag and their names have to be listed.

1.I like pie.Apple pie with vanila ice cream on top. Mmmmm....pie...
2.Is my favorite number
3.My average time of sleep is 5 hours.
4.I wake up 5 am in the morning to surf the net.
5.I always wondered how it would be like to slap a fish at a donkey's face.And that didn't make sense at all.
6.SDRAWKCAB EPYT NAC I
7.I love cryptozoology which means I like weird animals like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness monster.
8.I have a habit of cleaning my ear twice or more in a day.
9.Helping people is my hobby.
10.For some odd reason I really dislike anything which involves alcohol.So i probably won't be able to drink in the future.
11.I tried smoking before.Paper + Fire + Inhalation = A silly move + trauma of smoking...
12.I can stare at the ceiling for an hour without doing anything.
13.Apparently I laugh at my own joke more than anyone else...and that's lame =\
14.Honor and Justice is above everything else for me.
15.I'd rather do this tag than to study for incoming exams!

And now I tag...
Well,anyone who's seen this tag and feel like doing it.I'm not gonna force anyone here. XD

What the heck is an Ume O Kaka?! (CWJ's Maple Comic #14 )

Howdy everyone!

Anyways earlier today i was watching AFC (Asian Food Channel) on Astro today and they were showing a Japanese cooking program...suddenly a thought appeared in my mind...
















.............





Wrong thought...anyways the real one was...







And so off to the interwebs I go! In search of how to make Onigiri's!

And I found it!!



Though now the real question is.....What is an Ume O Kaka........?




COMIC TIEM! =D





Enjoy everyone!

Staring:

CWJ
Sze Kitt
&
Max
as themselves

Aaaaaaaand I'm Back!

Okay,now that i've got my laptop i'm back at full time y'all!
Sadly no comics today.Since i gonna have to remake all the character sheets from scratch again.But i'm not gonna leave the fellow readers in the dark,so don't worry.



Anyways here's a rather interesting ad I saw on the interwebs! I hope y'all enjoy it as much as I did. =)

oh

and......






















FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! WHAT THE HECK MAN?!

Ka-BOOOOM!

Hey there everyone! Got a chance to use the laptop (Kononnya homework purposes BWAHAHAHAHA! ) Anyways i won't be on for long so i'm gonna drop a bomb here before signing out. Ready? Let's blow this joint!!



WAKAKAKAKA!

Well i did find the vid hilarious and mind numbing.Anyways don't jump out the window screaming yet!Here's a vid to cool y'all down! =D



Anyways i don't know when i'll be back here so don't expect any comics soon. Till then! Captain CWJ signing out!

I'll be back!

Hey everyone! CWJ here posting from the IT Room.Seems that some funny stuff has happened and I won't be able to log on for awhile due to laptop being rampased! DX
Anyways I'll be back,don't worry. I don't know when,and I don't know how...but I'll be back!

Till then...

What if? We were pokemon?!

Well,recently i have been playing pokemon Emerald again (Thanks to Julian...) and recently the big question came up:

What if everyone was a pokemon?

I mean,what pokemon will they be?

Well thanks to our experts at the class of 4 sub-science Lambda,we were able to classify the people into pokemon based on their characteristics and size.Here's what we found out so far...

Julian = Heracross



Sze Kitt = Snorlax



Kerel = Sableye



Aja = Jigglypuff



Joey = Squirtle



Khoi Meng = Bulbasaur



Mok = Charmeleon



Chew = Jinx





Wait wait wait!

Chew a Jinx?!








.........












pftt......


AHAHAHAHAHAH!OH GAWD LOL! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh wait...now where was I?? Oh yes!

Jeremy = Poliwrath



Wee Keat = Meowth



Wei Jie (me) = Larvitar (wanted to be Tyranitar...but they won't let me =.=)



Anyways that pretty much all we have right now.We'll add in more as the experts continue their classification.And for those who think they should be another pokemon please go ahead and tell me in the cbox! XD

except you Chew, Jinx totally fits you IMO...LOL!

Happy Birthday Mok!

Here's a quick comic for my friend who has turned sweet sixteen today!Happy Birthday Mok!

Note: I've done this in quite a hurry so some characters are still in their 1st versions as I don't have time to create the version 2 characters.Also I left out some characters as well (eg. Kerel) so I deeply apologize for that =\.

CWJ's maple comic #12 & 13

Comic updates!
Anyways this is a little series I've been thinking of for quite some time.Took some time to find the Right Bear.So credits for the scary bear goes to:

Cuson from deviant art

Staring:

Kitt as himself

&

Zakum as himself

Now that reminds me...

Yo everyone,after reading a post about NerdGen2's trip to the F1 competition from Mok's blog , I remembered one thing which i was planning to do for quite some time now.You see during the previous holiday I was requested to help NerdGen2 produce a video for their presentation. One was made after a day or two's work.Unfortunately it wasn't used due to time limits.

Don't worry,I'm not trying to take credit or anything.It's just that I'm gonna throw away some files which is taking my PC space,and this video is rather large.So instead of deleting it and letting it go to waste I'm posting it here where i don't have to worry about loosing the file nor any data space.

Well,here is the original video for NerdGen2's presentation everyone,i hope y'all enjoy it!













Woops.wrong video...here's the real video:




Enjoy!

CWJ's Maple Comic # 11

Hey everyone!A new comic is finally up! Got the idea of this comic when I was watching Dark Knight.This parodies the scene when Batman and Joker were at their final battle.And during that scene,I kept thinking.....where was all the traffic?? Here's basicaly what happens if a certain guy who is best in Singapore and JB was in the scene! XD

Enjoy!

Special Guest Stars
Joker
Batman
Phua Chu Kang?!

Also,today is a very special day for one of my good friend,Aja.So...



Here's a shout out from the stars of today's comic.Have a very happy birthday Aja,hope that your dreams come true and that you have a very sweet sixteen! XD

WHRRRR RIIIS HRREEEEE?!

Hello people,anyways great news! I watched the Dark Knight! 8D



=.=


Okay fine,I know i'm slow but hey,i've got so much work and so little time I haven't even watch Indiana Jones yet!

Anyhoo,the movie is great. Heath Ledger really did an amazing job as the joker,really that is by far the greatest super hero movie villain i have seen so far.But alas rest in peace Heath Ledger. T_T . Two-face was pretty cool as well,since he looked much much different from his comic counter-part.The only problem I have with the movie...was Batman's voice...

AW C'MON!

Can you even hear what is he saying?! Honestly I think the actor(whose name i do not remember,I think it's something Bale) overdid it with the whole Batman = Dark character. As Bruce Wayne he sounds ok. But when he becomes the Dark Knight he also becomes a Grizzly Bear.

Now here's what a bear sounds like...



No seriously.Batman's voice was so deep,that people actually made parodies about it!

Don't believe me? Here



Anyways other than that everything is ok.Like the new vehicles,like the new villains,the new suit is ok (much better than Batman Forever...MAN CHEST?!) But honestly,if they are making another Batman movie...please oh please don't turn his voice into a grizzly bear! DX

CWJ's Maple Comic #10

Hello there everyone! And here's today's comic! XD
I got my Sejarah paper today.And well,a picture is worth a thousand words as they say! XD;

Enjoy everyone!


Staring:

CWJ as Himself
Tee as Himself
Jer as Himself
Kerel as Himself

Special Guest Star
My Sejarah paper!! D8

Who the heck wants to be THIS guy?!

Hello there everyone.I bet lots of people are wondering why i didn't post any comics at all this week.Well i say it's because of stress.

So what caused this stress?

No it's not holiday boredom.It's not because of helping people (that's my hobby lol) .It's not because of holiday tuitions nor the holiday homework either.

So what is it then??

It's because of this.....THING!




This game is I Wanna Be The Guy....

Oh yes....how it makes me NOT wanna be the guy anymore...platform games have one common goal.To keep the player from reaching their destinations.This game does it too damn well!

Honestly!

Every step is murder!Apples drop on you and kill you.Heck they'll even shoot upwards to get you!

AAAAARGH!!!!

Anyways the video above is my first attempts of the game.In case you didn't see it.
I'll just post another right here:



Now,fellow gamers. YOU DON'T WANNA BE THE GUY. Please, protect your sanity and avoid this game at all costs.Meanwhile I'll need to attempt finishing this game for my Gamers Pride.... X_x

KYUTAKUN-DES!

Hey there everyone! Sadly there won't be any comics today either.But instead a interesting video about what to do during a fire.



So remember folks.KYUTAKUN-DESU!! XD

SHAKE IT!

There won't be any comics today.Since my Idea crew has apparently went on vacation. D8
Instead i'll just drop this dance video here to brighten the mood.Besides,it's the holidays! =D Get on your feet and SHAKE IT! XD

SAITE BANNAH!

Hey guys! No comic update today,but instead here's the new banner for my site! =D



Sadly this will only be a temporary banner as I'll try to make a banner which includes all the maple characters.So....what do you think guys?

PS: This banner also introduces Haks and Fass in their maple forms! XD

14-7

Well,yesterday was the 14 of the 7th month of the Chinese Calendar.You know what that means...well i'm a bit of a coward to say it out so I'll call it Chinese Halloween!
So to celebrate these All Hallows Month i'm gonna post a spooky yet awesome video! =D



Anyways there won't be any comic for today either,since i can't think of any recently.Plus for all you night shifters please be extra careful when going for late night outings actually it's better if you don't do late night outings!What do I mean? Well just don't go around playing with fire,you really don't wanna get burnt.

EDIT: This was my 50th post?! O.o Well dang...I made my 50th post a rather weird one.. =.=;

These Small Hours

No comic for today,But instead a meaningful video for you all to watch.Enjoy everyone! =]



Amazing what you can do with a song + anime! XD

Pls comment at my cbox btw,it's been to quiet lately. T.T

CWJ's Maple Comic #09

Well Hello There everyone!New comic up! =D Anyways this one is for those who are recently having a bad day. Don't be so sad,in fact be grateful,for there are others who are more unfortunate."The World doesn't revolve around only one person",that's what we have to keep in mind. Hope you all enjoy the comic!

Staring:
Bob as Himself
Joe as Himself

Special Guest
The Pitiful Gay Conjoined Twins

PS:This comic was not made to offend people who are Gay or handicapped.If you are offended, I strongly apologize.

CWJ's Maple Comic #08

New comic up!And this is the continuing battle of Bob the Pizza Guy vs The Deep Voice! Hope you guys enjoy it! =]

PS:No real offense was intended during the making of this comic.

Staring:
Bob as the Pizza Guy

Special Guest
The Awesomely Deep Voice of Doom!

Something from the past.

Hello there everyone.Sadly there won't be any comics for today as I am quite busy with chemistry + add maths studies.Instead i'll just post this video!



Now for the question: Can anyone imagine that guy as Ian Teng??No offense Ian! XD

High Quality + Lyrics Version Here

CWJ's Maple Comic #7

Yo dudes! Haha just kidding.Anyways new comic up! And this one's about what happen if a certain way of speaking goes too far in a pizza order.Hope you guys like it! =D

PS:Not any offense is intended during the making of this comic.Chill man!Chill! =]

Staring:
Bob as the Pizza Guy

Special Guest
The Awesomely Deep Voice of Doom

CWJ's Maple Comic #6

I can't believe i'm doing this on an exam week...Anyways new comic up! Apparently my brain is pretty fried from studying Sejarah,hence it got me thinking... Though we learn from History,why are there still people who repeat the same mistakes our ancestors had made?

Staring
CWJ as Himself

Special Guest Stars
Mr Warrior
Mr Pahlawan
Bob the Soldier
Ali Boba the Soldier

PS: If this comic wasn't funny forgive me.I'm very tired from all the revisions..X_x;

CWJ's Maple Comic #5

New comic up! Anyways this one is about Totoys and her favorite J-pop Band Arashi.Anyhoo you don't wanna talk bad about this band in front of Totoys,trust me,it's like getting hit by a train when she gives a come back. <_<;

Staring
Totoys as Herself
Max as Himself
KKM as Himself
CWJ as Himself

Special Guest Stars
The Extra Guy Who Always Gets Killed.

CWJ's Maple Comic #4

A late night parody comic upload based on the movie I watched recently =] Hope you guys enjoy it.
Special guest stars
Phantom of the Opera
Christine Daee

CWJ's Maple Comic #3

New comic up! =D
This strip is to say that though I may like doing nice things and all,like any other human I have my limits too.

Staring:
CWJ as Himself
Kerel as Himself
Mok as Herself
Sze as Himself

Hope you guys enjoyed that! XD

CWJ's Maple Comic #2

Well,here's the 2nd comic!Enjoy everyone! =D (Once again click to enlarge image)

Staring:
CWJ as Himself/Narrator
Kerel as Detective Kerel
KKM as Himself/Sister Nelly/Mister Neo
And
Special guest star Max as himself!

Maple Comic #1

Well Hello There! Everyone!And Enjoy my first comic above!(Click to Enlarge the pic) =D

Staring:
-CWJ as Himself
-KKM as Himself/Sister Nelly

DONTCH WANT!!! D8<

GAH! Assessments are coming and I have yet to start studying!I need to learn quick!Can the internet help me??Well this is what I got looking for chemistry and physics...



...

...

NOT HELPING!! X_x;

Perhaps I need a little motivation!?

=The Great Guide of Motivation=

Bet you were staring at that for a long time weren't you?

But that's not helping either!!

Maybe I'll resort to a little Sila Lihat Sebelah Trick?

Better not,or i'll end up like the following:

=Great Things You Should NOT Do During Exams=

Anyways,lesson of the day:
Study while you can or else you'll be in deep trouble when the time comes.Anyways I gotta run off to study now.But before I do...


TRAUMA FOR YOU PEOPLE!



WAKAKAKAKA! *runs off*

PS: If you guys weren't stunned or got a seizure after this,do fill up my cbox.It's been rather quiet lately... >_>;

Why so serious?

Well,today was pretty much a horrible day,woke up at 5 AM and did my usual mapling.(WOOT lvl 172!)

AUDIENCE: Get a life!

Me:Riiiiiight...

Anyways when my mom got up she came to me and said:

Mom: Son,i'm pregnant.And your father is the father

Me:What the...

Darth V: No I M YO FATHER!

Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Super Saiyan Sze:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

Bob: What the fark?

CUT!!!

That was just my imagination gone wild.Anyways this was what happened really:

Mom:Son,i'm gonna get a tuition teacher.

Me:Cool...wait what?!

Mom: A tuition teacher

Me:Oh okay.Cool...

Well of course i'm not cool with that! I mean another tuition teacher?! C'mon! As if i don'tCH have enough tuition classes!

My Time Table:
Mon - Maths 8-10pm
Tue - Physics 8-10pm
Wed - BM 8-10pm
Thur - Chemistry 8-10pm
Fri - BM 2-4 , Add Maths 8-10pm

Can you not look at that time table and say Jeezus Christ?!And now another two classes?! I mean Holy *&@* With a side helping of (*@&! And for those of you who have more than my time table...Wow...God Bless you all man. o_O

Anyways I guess i'll just have to take the heat for now...

Later that day...
We were all talking to my sis via skype and web cam when suddenly,

???:YO DHUUUUDES!

Me:OMG KEEEEEL HIM!

???:OMG SERIOUS?!

Me:FALCOOOOOOOOOOON PUNCH! <----(LOL LINK)



-censored-





NO!!!THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN!
Real life:

Sis:So have you been doing your homework?

Me:Of course!

Sis:Lies!!You haven't been doing your homework!

Mom:What?!My son hasn't been doing his homework?!

Me:Erm...i've finished my-

Mom and Sis:OFF TO YOUR HOMEWORK!!

Me: Fags....

M&S: What was that?!

Me: I meant Hags

M&S: WHAT?!

Me: I meant bags! Wait....oh shiet...

LESSON OF THE DAY: DON'TCH USE ANY INSULTS THAT ENDS WITH -AG

Anyways I found out that Naruto actually taught me something!

Well not really Naruto.But aw heck!



So any final thoughts about the events today?

well..




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EVIL EYE! *runs away*




credits go to
Dane Cook for the stand up joke
Naruto for being as gay as ever
RelVleDy from Youtube for making the evil eye vid
Capcom for creating the game Phoenix Wright
Scrubs for being as funny as ever.

LOL SINGAPURA!

Found this video while surfing youtube.And I just can't stop nodding my head to how true the lyrics are so enjoy everyone!



WOOT for Singapura! XD

PS: I'm still loyal to M'sia LOL

Here he comes....

Bad guys beware! You're in for a scare!
Run, run away...

Why?

Because HERE COMES HARD GAY!!! HOOOOOOOOO!

Hey!Hey! Wait!Don't turn off the window and run away screaming... O_o
Anyways Hard Gay is well.....very Hard Gay.BUT(T)!!Before you start cursing and swearing or get a trauma let me tell you:
HG is a man of honor!Why?Cause he helps people!...Though his HG methods are abit...hard gay... <_<;
ANYWAYS to speak out the truth HG is not really gay at all.In fact he has a wife and kid!This is just for entertainment purposes only.So fire away.HOOOOOOOOO!



PS: I am totally straight for those who are wondering.. =_=

...what the...

Yes! Instead of posting anything interesting,I shall post a video here! =D

Here's what happens if Monty Python + LOTR




Any Final Thoughts?

Well........




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WTF??

WARNING

Warning!!!
Do not post anything bad about teachers... if you did... they will read it and they will FIND YOU !!! And if they did... just look at them and SMILE =D
( To All SBUs CAREFUL )

The following note has been taken from Sze's Blog.And now for my version.

Below would be an act of what happens if you are not to careful.Staring Leonidas and a teacher from Azumanga Daioh.

This guy hates his teacher,as you can see:


and so he posted some really angry stuff about his teacher online.But what if the teacher say coincidentally finds the website?




And so you will eventually get a really angry teacher:



and also a very,very unfortunate student:



So do the right thing:

Don't judge a book by it's cover,

and

Always think before you post something in the internet.



The following "program" has been brought to you by:

CWJ Productions,bringing that LAUGHTER in the word sLAUGHTER

LOL UPDATE

Alrighty then,today we shall talk about Ninjas.Since Ninjas have been quite popular nowadays.
They appear in animes like Naruto.



Yes,these guys are actually ninjas.Freakin believe it!

And they also appear in games like Ninja Gaiden(I pronounce Gaiden as in GUY DEN not GAY DEN cause the GAY in GAY DEN sounds outrageously GAY <_<; ).And this game,ninja gaiden is quite popular with its freakish difficulty which is shown in its most recent game Ninja Gaiden 2 and in this little video below:



NOTE: THAT'S THE FREAKIN TUTORIAL LEVEL! (PS: Credits to Egoraptor)

anyways NINJAs also appear to have become more modern.Adapting with technology,Heck take a look at this guy:



That's a freakin cyborg ninja!Now that's cool.Heck that's so cool he even has a road sign made for him!



TOLD U LOL

And that's not all,Ninjas are so popular,they even have talk shows.Hence the famous Ask-a-Ninja.



AND I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE NINJAH TOO!

Anyways that's pretty much all I have to say for today.But before we're done with today's post.Let's end this with another music video! WOOT! LIMP NINJA TIME!