RANDOM NESS

A CWJ production....

Directed by CWJ...

Produced by CWJ....

Staring CWJ...

and CWJ...

In

RANDOM NESS

Once upon a time....long long ago,in a place that never existed.



LIVED AN EVIL MUSHROOM!!

But not just an ordinary evil mushroom,



AN EVIL MUSHROOM WHICH LIKES PURPLE!!

AND THEN CAME A HERO!



A HERO THAT CAN WALK ON FIRE!!

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Wait........



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Super Saiyan Szee:...erm...is this story going anywhere??

CWJ:Erm....and now a word from our sponsors!

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CWJ:Anyways what were we talking about earlier??

Super Saiyan Szee:.......

CWJ:Sze??

Super Saiyan Szee: QUICK! WE MUST FUSION!

CWJ: O_o

Xenarax REX EX MAX: YES WE SHALL DO A FUSION!!

SZE: DO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

XENARAX REX EX MAX: YA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

CWJ:OMFG THIS SCENE IS RATED OVER 9000!!

-censored for your safety \(^o^)/-

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INTERMISSION

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THE END

Credit goes to Deepercut
and special appearance by Szee and Xenarax

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Houston.....we have a problem...

!ENJOY .ALL YOU FOR VIDEO A HERE'S SO .CRAZY SLIGHTLY GONE HAVE I TODAY AFTER !EVERYONE HELLO



!AHAHAHAHAHAHAH.backwards Read

CROSS COUNTRY!!

WAS YESTERDAY!! And boy was it the weirdest Marathon day I ever had.Why?Well let go on with a tale.....
((For the sake of the public's safety names were changed..LOL))

Me: Hey everyone!Y'all gonna run today?
Izumo: Naw,lets walk.
Kaori: Yeah
SUPER SAIYAN SZEE: Cheh,you all say walk only,in the end also run wan. <---LOLMANGLISH
Me: Fine,I promise i'll walk with you all.
Xenarax:You all go ahead,i'm leaving at 9:30
Izumo & Kaori : Let's escape to leisure mall together!
Me: LOL ELOPE?!

*The following scene has been censored due to extreeeeeeeeeeeme violence.So violent Saw would be proud.No really...he would be.*




*LOL TOLD U*

Anyways on with the story!

Me: I LIVE!!
Everyone: LOL

INTERMISSION

Teacher: LOL RACE WILL START SOON
Me: But I wanna Play Megaman! T_T



Me: OK.... =_=;

MEANWHILE!

Xenarax: Hey, my mom is waiting for us outside,can we pass through?
Guards: Sure
Xenarax: K thx.
Izumo: We did it we escaped!
Kaori: Shhhhh...don't say it so loud or the guards will hear.
Xenarax: HEY GUYS!AREN'T YOU GLAD THE ESCAPE PLAN WORKED?!
Guards: !!!
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Otacon: Snake!Snake??!SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!

MEANWHILE! THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY...........

And so the students got ready to run.Gathering at the starting point,adrenaline pumped...I too was pumped.I got ready...muscles tensing when the teacher raised the horn....and when she pushed it,I went for it!As fast as possible! Without looking behind! I WALKED!!

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Ok,so I followed my word and walked while everyone ran pass me like hungry piranhas going after a poor cow that dropped into the water.Anyways then I noticed Izumo and Kaori still in the race! SHIOK!

Me:Why are you still here?
Izumo and Kaori: Xenarax is a fag...
Me:Ooooooooookay,tell me something I didn't know.

And so we walked.....across the concrete road...across the wide fields...across the dangerous mountains...across this highly over exaggerated sentence...and then we saw it...the teacher..DUN DUN DUNN!!!
And then he followed us....like a lion stalking his prey....soon I noticed...A student is following him...and then another student!AND THEN A TEACHER! THEN A CLOWN! THEN BURGER KING!THEN GODZILLA! THEN ROBOCOP!THEN THE POWER RANGERS! THen,

Audience: WE GET IT ALREADY!!!

Me:Gaylord.... =_=

Anyways..it was one of those....those....CHAIN STALKER!! <----Zetsubou Sensei LOL

Anyways soon it was like this:



Me: Crap...I think I better run away....
Jiminy Cricket: Pinochi- I mean CWJ,you must remember to keep your word...or your nose will grow longer!!
Me:Wait...i thought it'll happen when I lie...
Jiminy Cricket:Then I will poke you with my stick!
Me:...just wait until I get a chance to buy Sheidtox....

FAST FORWARD >>

Me:Lol I got 4th last place....
Teacher: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE WON A CHEAP COCONUT BREAD PLUS A BOTTLE OF TASTELESS WATER!!
Me: Sweet!
YOU KNOW WHO: EH KENAPA KAU MAKAN DI SKYLITE??
Me: But I haven't even done anything to the food yet...
YOU KNOW WHO: RAMPAS!!
Me: D'oh!

THE END

Note: The story above is fiction and makes no sense at all and is created due to the fact I have no idea what to write in the blog.

Note:The characters above are totally unlike their real life counter parts and only serves as entertainment for the reader.

Note:No kitties were harmed during the writing of this blog

etoN:If you notice this notice,you'll notice this notice is not worth noticing.

Moving on....

I woke up with a sore throat...anyways everyone be sure to drink loads of water.Cause the weather today is highly unpredictable. And for those of you who are still feeling down even after reading the above,enjoy the following video

----------> Click Here

Still not happy?Then...

-----------> CLICK HERE....I DARE YOU...

There...and if you're still not happy then you're probably suffering from down syndrome or something and there is no more possible way for me to help you.Either ways till next time!







WAIT!





what happened to SUPER SAIYAN SZEE??


He ran too far and flew off to another planet.There he was scanned by aliens and boy were they shocked by his power....don't believe me?Here's a video recording!

LOL LINK

SZEE IS OVER NINE THOUUUUUUUUUSAAAAAAAND!!

TO BE CONTINUED?!

O_o

Sadly I ain't got nothing much to write.So instead I'm gonna post this!





Anyways I'm sure y'all have seen this before when you were young.It sure brings back the child in me! XD And Pity da Pumba!

Tag from Moky!

Well,this is my 2nd tag.Found this very very interesting,so here goes!

a. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc on shuffle.
b. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
c. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
d. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
e. Put this on your blog.

1. If someone says,"Is this okay?"
Change the World(Inuyasha OP 1) - V6 (Well as long as makes a difference in this world...)

2. How would you describe yourself?
Sakura Kiss(Ouran High OP) - Ouran Koukou Host Club (I say ol'chap!Care for some tea and biscuits?!)

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
You'll Be In My Hear - Phil Collins (O_o;)

4. How do you feel today?
1/3 no Junjou (Samurai X ED) - Siam Shade (LIKE A BATTOUSAI! *SLASH!!*)

5. What is your life's purpose?
Everyday - Bon Jovi (Yes!My life is Everyday!......doesn't make sense..)

6. What is your motto?
Autobot Theme(Transformers OST) - Steve Jablonsky (AUTOBOTS.....ROLL OUT!)

7. What do your friends think of you?
Face The Fact - Kotoko (Yeah!Face the facts!I'm me!)

8. What do you think of your parents?
Flower - Back On (Treasure them,for they are nature's beauty!)

9. What do you think about very often?
Innocence - Hashimoto Miyuki (Must be good boy,must be good boy,must be good boy...)

10. What is 2+2?
World Warrior - Hyadain (...proof that too much Street Fighter can screw your maths.)

11. What do you think of your best friend?
Don't Stay - Linkin Park (RUN!OR HE'LL RAPE YOUR SOUL!!)

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Joe's Theme - Bakeretsu Tenshi OST (O.o;)

13. What is your life?
Kinjirareta Asobi - Ali Project (must be japanese XD)

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Duel of Fates - John Williams (Use the force Luke!)

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Blaze - Kotani Kinya (On Fire!!)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
The Chaostic World - fripSide (Hmm...must be on hell of a wedding)

17. What will they play at your funeral?
Trust - Salia (I'm dead!Believe it!!)

18. What is your hobby/interest?
Terminator 3 Rise of The Machines OST (I LIKE TO TAKE PEOPLE CLOTHES,BOOTS,AND THEIR MOTORCYCLE.....TALK TO DA HAND!!)

19. What is your biggest fear?
Blue Water Fangs (Metal Slug 3 OST) (Just when you think it's safe to go into the water,crazy gun-wielding mercenaries appear!)

20. What is your biggest secret?
Invoke - T.M Revolution (GUNDAM?!)

21. What do you think of your friends?
Eiyuu - DOA (JAPENESE-DESU?!)

22. What will you post this as?
Mein Hertz Brent - Rammstein (Lol....HAIL HITLERH!)

23. What song would you play during your first time having sex?
Dr Bombay Mix - Dr Bombay (SOS!THE TIGER TOOK MY BROTHER!!)

Well that was weird....but fun!
Therefore...

I TAG EVERYONE WHO JUST READ THIS!! DUN DUN DUNNN!!!

P.S:
S.O.S THE TIGER TOOK MY BROTHER!THE TIGER TOOK MY FAMILY!!! *shot*

OMG TEH LAG!

Lag.....a freakin farking hate lag.Why?Here's the tale of how it started

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Not very Long Ago in A Galaxy Damn Near...

Friend:LOLZ HEYZ U WANNA DOTA?!
Me:No
Friend:OMG U NOOBZ
Me:Okay you fag!

5 minutes later.....

Me:Okay,so how the heck do you play DotA online?
Friend:ZOMG U DUNNO? GAY NOOBZ!
Me:KAMEHAMEHA!!!

*After 5 virtual months my friend finally awoken from his virtual coma*

Me:Ok,so how do you play DotA online?
Friend: Turnz of de FIYAHWALLZ!
Me:Oooooooookaaaaaaaaaay..........

*Firewall turned off*

Friend:Startz DotA lolz
Me:Hang on,starting DotA.....
Computer: 9001 virus found \(^.^)/
Me: FARK!
Friend:Lolz I forgot u dun have to turn off ze FIYAHWALLZ!
Me:FALCON PUNCH!

*Another 5 virtual month coma*


And so DotA could finally be played

Me:Alright lets do this!

CLICK CLICK CLICK

Server Message: Waitng for host..........

FIRST BLOOD!!

Me: WTF?I died?!But I haven't even moved yet!
Friend: Oh Lolz,u lagging?Gaylord Noob.

BETRAYAL!

Friend:=_= Y u kill me
Me: BECAUSE I CAN!!

*Respawn in...*
5...
4...
3...
2...

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Wating for Host...

Me:What the...

*after a 3 minute wait*

Friend:LOLZ WHY U STANDING THERE?HELP ME!
Me: I'm friggin lagging!
Friend:LOL.GAYLORD MF NOOBZ

ANOTHER BETRAYAL!
COMP 2 PWNED XERIPHEX

Friend: TQ...now we both daied
Me: You're Effing Welcome....

*RESPAWNED after a few seconds*

Friend: I think my server lagging you
Me: YOU SPOKE PERFECT ENGLISH?!
Friend: =_=

*After 5 minutes of laggy gameplay + multiple deaths due to it*

Me: DAMMIT!I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!THE LAG IS TOO MUCH!
Friend:Then go Kamikaze lolz
Me: GOOD IDEA!
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And so the brave and laggy warrior ran towards the frozen ancient with only 9 levels and his trusty weapon,attacking every single creep in his path while being tormented by the horrible pause at every 2 seconds.Eventually he stood upon the Ancient,ready to deal the final blow.AND THEN


Waiting for host........

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You have been disconnected from server...










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And that's why kids,Lag is bad.So if you're lagging,remember to find the closest TMnet employee and give him a punch to da face!
(J/K........Don't really do it or i'll get sued! >_>; )

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EUROBEAT!



Even monks can look awesome with some music.

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Well,this vid sure swept me off my feet...everyone,cherish your loved ones,even if it's just a dog,or cat,or turtle.Go and hug it.Meanwhile i'm gonna go hug my dog while bursting into manly tears(TEARS WITH SIX PACKS!).