DONTCH WANT!!! D8<

GAH! Assessments are coming and I have yet to start studying!I need to learn quick!Can the internet help me??Well this is what I got looking for chemistry and physics...



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NOT HELPING!! X_x;

Perhaps I need a little motivation!?

=The Great Guide of Motivation=

Bet you were staring at that for a long time weren't you?

But that's not helping either!!

Maybe I'll resort to a little Sila Lihat Sebelah Trick?

Better not,or i'll end up like the following:

=Great Things You Should NOT Do During Exams=

Anyways,lesson of the day:
Study while you can or else you'll be in deep trouble when the time comes.Anyways I gotta run off to study now.But before I do...


TRAUMA FOR YOU PEOPLE!



WAKAKAKAKA! *runs off*

PS: If you guys weren't stunned or got a seizure after this,do fill up my cbox.It's been rather quiet lately... >_>;

Why so serious?

Well,today was pretty much a horrible day,woke up at 5 AM and did my usual mapling.(WOOT lvl 172!)

AUDIENCE: Get a life!

Me:Riiiiiight...

Anyways when my mom got up she came to me and said:

Mom: Son,i'm pregnant.And your father is the father

Me:What the...

Darth V: No I M YO FATHER!

Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Super Saiyan Sze:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

Bob: What the fark?

CUT!!!

That was just my imagination gone wild.Anyways this was what happened really:

Mom:Son,i'm gonna get a tuition teacher.

Me:Cool...wait what?!

Mom: A tuition teacher

Me:Oh okay.Cool...

Well of course i'm not cool with that! I mean another tuition teacher?! C'mon! As if i don'tCH have enough tuition classes!

My Time Table:
Mon - Maths 8-10pm
Tue - Physics 8-10pm
Wed - BM 8-10pm
Thur - Chemistry 8-10pm
Fri - BM 2-4 , Add Maths 8-10pm

Can you not look at that time table and say Jeezus Christ?!And now another two classes?! I mean Holy *&@* With a side helping of (*@&! And for those of you who have more than my time table...Wow...God Bless you all man. o_O

Anyways I guess i'll just have to take the heat for now...

Later that day...
We were all talking to my sis via skype and web cam when suddenly,

???:YO DHUUUUDES!

Me:OMG KEEEEEL HIM!

???:OMG SERIOUS?!

Me:FALCOOOOOOOOOOON PUNCH! <----(LOL LINK)



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NO!!!THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN!
Real life:

Sis:So have you been doing your homework?

Me:Of course!

Sis:Lies!!You haven't been doing your homework!

Mom:What?!My son hasn't been doing his homework?!

Me:Erm...i've finished my-

Mom and Sis:OFF TO YOUR HOMEWORK!!

Me: Fags....

M&S: What was that?!

Me: I meant Hags

M&S: WHAT?!

Me: I meant bags! Wait....oh shiet...

LESSON OF THE DAY: DON'TCH USE ANY INSULTS THAT ENDS WITH -AG

Anyways I found out that Naruto actually taught me something!

Well not really Naruto.But aw heck!



So any final thoughts about the events today?

well..




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EVIL EYE! *runs away*




credits go to
Dane Cook for the stand up joke
Naruto for being as gay as ever
RelVleDy from Youtube for making the evil eye vid
Capcom for creating the game Phoenix Wright
Scrubs for being as funny as ever.

LOL SINGAPURA!

Found this video while surfing youtube.And I just can't stop nodding my head to how true the lyrics are so enjoy everyone!



WOOT for Singapura! XD

PS: I'm still loyal to M'sia LOL

Here he comes....

Bad guys beware! You're in for a scare!
Run, run away...

Why?

Because HERE COMES HARD GAY!!! HOOOOOOOOO!

Hey!Hey! Wait!Don't turn off the window and run away screaming... O_o
Anyways Hard Gay is well.....very Hard Gay.BUT(T)!!Before you start cursing and swearing or get a trauma let me tell you:
HG is a man of honor!Why?Cause he helps people!...Though his HG methods are abit...hard gay... <_<;
ANYWAYS to speak out the truth HG is not really gay at all.In fact he has a wife and kid!This is just for entertainment purposes only.So fire away.HOOOOOOOOO!



PS: I am totally straight for those who are wondering.. =_=

...what the...

Yes! Instead of posting anything interesting,I shall post a video here! =D

Here's what happens if Monty Python + LOTR




Any Final Thoughts?

Well........




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WARNING

Warning!!!
Do not post anything bad about teachers... if you did... they will read it and they will FIND YOU !!! And if they did... just look at them and SMILE =D
( To All SBUs CAREFUL )

The following note has been taken from Sze's Blog.And now for my version.

Below would be an act of what happens if you are not to careful.Staring Leonidas and a teacher from Azumanga Daioh.

This guy hates his teacher,as you can see:


and so he posted some really angry stuff about his teacher online.But what if the teacher say coincidentally finds the website?




And so you will eventually get a really angry teacher:



and also a very,very unfortunate student:



So do the right thing:

Don't judge a book by it's cover,

and

Always think before you post something in the internet.



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LOL UPDATE

Alrighty then,today we shall talk about Ninjas.Since Ninjas have been quite popular nowadays.
They appear in animes like Naruto.



Yes,these guys are actually ninjas.Freakin believe it!

And they also appear in games like Ninja Gaiden(I pronounce Gaiden as in GUY DEN not GAY DEN cause the GAY in GAY DEN sounds outrageously GAY <_<; ).And this game,ninja gaiden is quite popular with its freakish difficulty which is shown in its most recent game Ninja Gaiden 2 and in this little video below:



NOTE: THAT'S THE FREAKIN TUTORIAL LEVEL! (PS: Credits to Egoraptor)

anyways NINJAs also appear to have become more modern.Adapting with technology,Heck take a look at this guy:



That's a freakin cyborg ninja!Now that's cool.Heck that's so cool he even has a road sign made for him!



TOLD U LOL

And that's not all,Ninjas are so popular,they even have talk shows.Hence the famous Ask-a-Ninja.



AND I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE NINJAH TOO!

Anyways that's pretty much all I have to say for today.But before we're done with today's post.Let's end this with another music video! WOOT! LIMP NINJA TIME!

=_=

Okay,before we start on anything else....let's rant shall we?You can go ahead and skip this part.

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Today,it's about BACKUP

So what does backup mean?If you start thinking about the computer backup.Stop.Smack that idea out of your head.Get the closest blunt or sharp object and start bashing it.That idea dead yet?No? Bash it some more.Dead now?Yes? Good.

Now here's the backup that i'm talking about:
It means additional support.
Or is it really?

Cause normally,people DON'T FUGGIN USE THEIR BACKUPs!

I mean why do people even bother creating backups?Especially when they aren't gonna call for it until it's too fuggin late?!DAMNIT!

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN "We'll call you when one of us can't make it! ^o^" ?! I could've
break that damn leg of yours and send you to the hospital then cut off your oxygen supply and continue to push you down the stairs and in the end if there's failure the backup's gonna get blamed!But oh no.It wasn't because the backup didn't receive his training,it was because the backup COULDN'T receive his training because you oh-so confident bastards THINK that victory is already at hand with the "originals"!

Well you know what?

Screw you!And screw this piece of shit!Screw EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF CONFIDENT JACK ASS SHIT THAT ARE ON THIS VERY PLANET!!!And most of all...

SCREW ROBOTICS!I DEMAND ALL THOSE TIME I ACTUALLY WASTED IN THAT BLOODY ROOM!

GAWDDAMMIT!

*Kills a kitty*

THERE!That's better ^_^


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As for blogging.......

eeeeeeeeeeeh........

.....

You know what?

I'm not really in the mood.

I'll just put this video here and see how many fellas will be traumatized.

Enjoy,