OMG TEH LAG!

Lag.....a freakin farking hate lag.Why?Here's the tale of how it started

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Not very Long Ago in A Galaxy Damn Near...

Friend:LOLZ HEYZ U WANNA DOTA?!
Me:No
Friend:OMG U NOOBZ
Me:Okay you fag!

5 minutes later.....

Me:Okay,so how the heck do you play DotA online?
Friend:ZOMG U DUNNO? GAY NOOBZ!
Me:KAMEHAMEHA!!!

*After 5 virtual months my friend finally awoken from his virtual coma*

Me:Ok,so how do you play DotA online?
Friend: Turnz of de FIYAHWALLZ!
Me:Oooooooookaaaaaaaaaay..........

*Firewall turned off*

Friend:Startz DotA lolz
Me:Hang on,starting DotA.....
Computer: 9001 virus found \(^.^)/
Me: FARK!
Friend:Lolz I forgot u dun have to turn off ze FIYAHWALLZ!
Me:FALCON PUNCH!

*Another 5 virtual month coma*


And so DotA could finally be played

Me:Alright lets do this!

CLICK CLICK CLICK

Server Message: Waitng for host..........

FIRST BLOOD!!

Me: WTF?I died?!But I haven't even moved yet!
Friend: Oh Lolz,u lagging?Gaylord Noob.

BETRAYAL!

Friend:=_= Y u kill me
Me: BECAUSE I CAN!!

*Respawn in...*
5...
4...
3...
2...

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Wating for Host...

Me:What the...

*after a 3 minute wait*

Friend:LOLZ WHY U STANDING THERE?HELP ME!
Me: I'm friggin lagging!
Friend:LOL.GAYLORD MF NOOBZ

ANOTHER BETRAYAL!
COMP 2 PWNED XERIPHEX

Friend: TQ...now we both daied
Me: You're Effing Welcome....

*RESPAWNED after a few seconds*

Friend: I think my server lagging you
Me: YOU SPOKE PERFECT ENGLISH?!
Friend: =_=

*After 5 minutes of laggy gameplay + multiple deaths due to it*

Me: DAMMIT!I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!THE LAG IS TOO MUCH!
Friend:Then go Kamikaze lolz
Me: GOOD IDEA!
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And so the brave and laggy warrior ran towards the frozen ancient with only 9 levels and his trusty weapon,attacking every single creep in his path while being tormented by the horrible pause at every 2 seconds.Eventually he stood upon the Ancient,ready to deal the final blow.AND THEN


Waiting for host........

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You have been disconnected from server...










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LE FIN


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And that's why kids,Lag is bad.So if you're lagging,remember to find the closest TMnet employee and give him a punch to da face!
(J/K........Don't really do it or i'll get sued! >_>; )

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EUROBEAT!



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