Getting somemore DinoStick(Diagnostic) Blues?

Well Billy Mays is here to cheer you all up!



Can't hear what he's saying? No fear!!

Billy Mays: Do you SUCK at life? Do you find yourself wondering how you could END IT ALL?
Billy Mays: Hi! Billy Mays here from Suicide Putty!The Easy Way to Kill Yourself!
Billy Mays: Simply need to activate, apply and Die!
Billy Mays: The secret is the unique formula that instantly generates a controlled burst of hard fumes that cuts off the air you breathe. As you need it activates,turning from green to red to show that you're almost dead!
Billy Mays: Now Watch 300!
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Messenger: Blasphemy...This is Madness!
Leonidas: THIS IS - BILLY MAYS HERE FROM DC SNOWBOARD BOOTS! *WHAM!*
Messenger:GAH! *falls into pit of doom*
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Billy Mays: But I'm not done yet! Call right now and I'll triple the offer! And send you 6 suicide putties so you can KILL YOURSELF SIX TIMES!!
Billy Mays: No one loves you!But it gets even better! Billy Mays is scoring with your MOM! So kill yourself right now! You have nothing to lose but everything to gain!
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Wow that was full of lulz wasn't it? XD

Note: This is just for amusement purposes only and has no intention to ask you to kill yourself, suicide putties do not exist and you cannot kill yourself 6 times.Also your mom is safe from Billy Mays so you don't have to worry.